Re: Clean joke of the day.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound intelligent.
2. Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time
3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frogs legs
4. If there's a war you can say I told you so.
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night foreign films on Channel 4
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
7. You can be ugly and still be a famous film star
8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street
9. You don't have to bother with manners
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
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