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Old April 8th, 2009, 04:57 PM   #611
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

# Chuck Norris has every single copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

# In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris found the portal to Hell. Now he repeatedly gives the Devil a round house kick to the face every night before he sleeps.
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