Re: Clean joke of the day.
The Gandhi Analysis
You have two cows. One tries to break into your home using a baseball bat. You bravely stall the invasion by letting it hit you with the bat repeatedly. The cow declares Sovereign Authority over the neighborhood. The other shoots some of your neighbors for "rioting." You bravely protest by letting it hit you with a bat repeatedly. Some neighbors are mad the cows took over, and shoot some other neighbors. You bravely protest by starving. The shooting stops. The cows leave. You are happy. Your neighbor shoots you.
The Gandhi Analysis 2
You have two cows. You get to work late because they are blocking your driveway, and touching is FORBIDDEN.
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