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Old April 6th, 2009, 06:03 AM   #519
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Cowell Analysis

Those are quite possibly the worst two cows I have ever heard.

Creationist Analysis

In the beginning, God made two cows. They populated the Earth. With sheep.

Cruise Analysis

You have two cows, but you don't know the history of cows. I do.

Dadaist Analysis

yoU hAve T2WO cows, they won?t turn their LEgs around-` Op~pst.
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