Re: Clean joke of the day.
Rock music:
Sting Vs. Bowie
You have two cows. One is awesome beyond belief, and is named Sting. The other is a stringy old thing not worth the hide, named Bowie. Bowie Cow moo's off key, and likes to sleep with Jagger-Cow. This makes all of the other farm animals sick. Sting-Cow stays awesome even when its over the hill ready for hamburger.
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