Re: Clean joke of the day.
The Hobbit
You have legally inherited a herd of cows but the herd has been stolen. You and your friends go on a lengthy quest to get the herd back from a famous bandit, since the two cows you actually have in your possession aren't nearly enough. You succeed but end up dying when everyone and their neighbor decides to use the opportunity to snatch some of the bandit's numerous cows now that he's dead and things come to blows. Your grave is decorated with the skull of the finest cow in the herd.
Maybe you should reread that book because that synopsis didn't make any sense?
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