Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What's the difference between a fiddle & a violin?
A - Who cares - neither one's a guitar!
Q - Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
A - So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Q - What's the difference between an Electric Guitar and an onion ?
A - No one cries when you cut up an Electric Guitar.
Q - What's the difference between a Electric Guitar and a trampoline ?
A - You remove your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q - What is a "nerd" ?
A - Someone who owns an Classical Guitar
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