Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
A - Because that deep down, tiu won't hear them!
Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A - "Will the defendant please rise..."
Q - How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. They just steal somebody else's light!
Q - Why do guitar players leave their capos on their dashboards?
A - So they can park in the handicapped spaces!
Q - Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
A - Neither have I.
Q - What's the range of a Fender Strat?
A - Depends on how far you can throw it.
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