Re: Clean joke of the day.
Brass and Winds:
* At each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."
Q - What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A - Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe. New.gif (1732 bytes)
Q - What's the definition of a decent human being?
A - Someone who knows how to play the trombone but doesn't.
That's all for them, folks.
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