Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A - So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
Q - How can you make a drummer slow down?
A - Put a sheet of music in front of him
Q - How can you make that drummer stop?
A - Put notes on it!
Q - How can you tell when a drummer's at the bathdoor?
A - The knocking speeds up.
Q - How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A - He doesn't know when to come in.
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