[Damocles]

Originally Posted by Tabitha

I still insist that there was something ON the colony planets, something the Cylons desperately needed, that made them attack.

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Now the colonies had something really froody that the cylons wanted. I dont know if it was fuel, or food, or just digital watches, cus they make people happy for a while, or maybe it was just the poetry or they just needed a good cup of Starbucks coffee, but whatever it was, they couldnt break the planet, cus then the coffee spills onto the Cheerleading magazines and you end up getting a paper cut trying to wipe them off, so you have to take off your digital watch and it falls down the drain in the sink, and gets all sorts of crud on it, and whos to blaim? The Imperious Leader! So, there you go, they didnt rock the colonies because the Imperious Leader knows how much it sucks to have a cruddy watch and spill coffee on Cheerleading magazines!

tabbi

Okay! I'll buy that. It sounds a lot more sensible than what got us into Iraq!

Frank