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Old March 12th, 2005, 03:41 AM   #196
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Originally Posted by Rowan
oh wise and knowledgeable one I bow before your eminence and plead for but a moment of your time I your lowly servant beg you to help me solve a most frustrating problem. You see I have two dogs one loves to be outside the other loves to be inside but they cannot bear to be apart! Every time I separate them they become destructive and bark constantly. If I put them both outside the indoor dog barks incessantly if I keep them both indoors the outdoor one becomes destructive. What can I do to solve this annoying problem ?
Oh that's an easy one to solve. You simply tie their tails together and put them in the open doorway and let them determine by means of submission whether they'll go inside or outside.
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