Yes, he would assuredly distort the concept and change the players involved. It would be disaster.

Okay my people, my cherished students, what more from my astronomical wisdom can I bestow upon those who wish to know all that is worth knowing? C'mon peeps, I gotta pay rent on my office...start asking questions or I'll lose my business and have to sit cross-legged upon a mountain top dispensing truth and philosophy to the few who brave the sleep slopes and driving winds, rocky crevices, and roaming Yetis. =\

Hi 14th! Aha, you still haven't answered my query, that should keep you off the mountain top for a while...

Muffit:
My dear Muffit, it was a cruel joke played on men by the Creator. What man wouldn't want his own rack on his own chest to enjoy anytime he was dateless and wanted to enjoy a set of boobies? So the Creator gave man nipples to tease him and make him wish he had the rest of the package that was denied him.


Nah, that's not really why. It wasn't a joke played on man, it was a hint to serve as a suggestion to man that if he wanted the rest of the package he would have to connect with a woman in love and matrimony to get the rest.

Either answer will work, from a certain point of view. :D

Thanks 14th! Sounds good to me! :)

:muffit:

Are you partially enlightened now? Hope so.
See, you can't talk about Battlestar Galactica forever. You have to seek knowledge and enlightenment in other areas as well.

Sounds great to me 14th colony........by the way I love your
new Moniker ;)

I thought of a naughty reply to the nipples thing, but maybe not.

Oh, what the heck repcisg! Tell us! You can always bleep out the bad stuff...

:D

Shiningstar, my "new moniker"? I haven't changed my name or anything. Do you mean my new avatar? If so, thanks. I drew that way back in school, a long-oh time ago. I doodled faces like that, among other things, in my notebooks during class.

Awwww, go ahead. We're all adults here.

LoL 14th colony

to the Regent of Retorts ...
 

Why do I like women with short hair?

You hate choking on hairballs from long hair flyaways.

For the sake of all newcomers, oldcomers, and anyone who comes, my wisdom and advice is free of charge and infinately useless, but not worthless.

O Wise One,

I have a query for you. Will my loving boyfriend give me an engagement ring for Xmas or will I have to give him the silent treatment for a few months so he gets that I am mad. Or should I just beat the stuffing out of him?:devil:

Dear Wiseguy,
 

What would be fitting and just punishment for a fellow BG purist who wantonly viewed the miniseries? I await your answer. :salute:

Re: Dear Wiseguy,
 

Curse him and despise him, and cast him away! The traitor, the fiend! How could a purist be trusted after griping about the mini for a year only to watch it out of curiosity? Be gone with him!

Oh wait, you were referring to me, weren't you? :eek:

Uh....well, even Darth Badly is buying the TPM DVD to watch again, right?*

Hey, I didn't say I liked it...just that it wasn't as bad as I expected. So sue me! :D However, my BSG story synopsis is way better than the mini story, wouldn't you agree, oh Stray miner of Kessel?


*An inside joke. Sorry for any confusion, non GS members. :star:

Here is my enlightening reply: If you give him the silent treatment, he may feel pressured and his choice to ask the question may or may not turn out as you demand, or expect. The spontinaity of the ring offering might not have the same emotion as it may have been without the pressure. But, I failed at a relationship after offering the ring and that part of my life ended, so maybe despite my immense wisdom I do not have the answer from experience for you. On the other hand, maybe you should beat the stuffing out of him. He may enjoy it, you know.

Or maybe you should give him a ring, or propose yourself. That would be a reversal that might either shock him, or spur him into action to accept the proposal that he should have done in the first place.

On another other hand, maybe waiting for the ring would be a bad idea. In Lord of the Rings every one who came close to the ring was affected in a negative way, and that ring befall many into doom and dread. Just a suggestion. :cool:

mmm ... stuffing. :muffit:

Your synopsis ...
 

Your synopsis would have made a fine continuation, 14th, and I would have been thrilled to see that -- even on Sci Fi. And that says a lot. :popcorn: