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Sci-Fi January 6th, 2005 05:29 PM

Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
 
Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

Funny stuff...enjoy :salute:

Example:

3. Technobabble.

The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

:wtf: :blink: :LOL: :blush: :salute:

BST January 6th, 2005 05:37 PM

But, you didn't bring the anti-matter up to 8000 degrees!!! :eek:

You're lucky that rift was self-sealing! :P:

martok2112 January 6th, 2005 06:17 PM

"Ye' canna change th' laws' o' physics!"

:D

But occasionally, one can suggest amendments.

:D :D

Excalibur January 6th, 2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sci-Fi


Blaspheme

;)

Flamingo Girl January 7th, 2005 10:34 PM

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Gunstar Aries January 9th, 2005 01:15 PM

I have to express my disappointment
 
that list is limited to only 10 things. I should be longer...
;)

Sci-Fi, a sincere thanks for posting that!!! VERY funny!!! I'm going to have to spread that link around now...

Regards,

GA

Fragmentary January 9th, 2005 02:07 PM

It's funny 'cause it's true.

shiningstar January 11th, 2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sci-Fi
Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

Funny stuff...enjoy :salute:

Example:

3. Technobabble.

The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

:wtf: :blink: :LOL: :blush: :salute:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

amberstar January 11th, 2005 05:45 PM

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Good find! :D

shiningstar January 11th, 2005 06:20 PM

I don't know which was funnier ...........the 10 reasons ..........or the 'responses' :rotf:

Gunstar Aries January 14th, 2005 07:20 PM

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I gotta agree with you there, shining star!! The "sucking up to each other"/ "Panty sniffer at the Academy" comment nearly made me fall out of my chair!!!

G A :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

TrashTrampoline January 15th, 2005 03:34 AM

That was funny! I love the Seatbelt thing and the fuses on the ops displays. I'll be back later, I have to go re-modulate somthing. hahaha :)


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