Broken Bong

Bong: a tool of pot-heads.

Heads are going to roll when the boss sees you and his secretary shagging on his shag carpet.

Carpet fibers on my clothing will be all the evidence he needs to fire both his secretary and me for our horizontal naughtiness.

Naughtiness can be defined as "doing something you're not supposed to do".

Do you suffer from pain in the astrums? now theres a cure for Bonnieratiods and Moores swelling of the astrum tissues. Take your pictures of Bonnies and Ron and place them in a ashtray. Take 3 shots of tequila, preferably curvo gold. The cheap stuff doesn't work as well.
After a few minutes take another 3 shots. if the pain hasn't supsided by then pour 3 shots of lighter fluid on the pictures and lite afire. (be sure to have proper ventalation.)
After the pictures burn up take 3 more shots and go to bed. swelling should be gone by morning.

I think I have some curvo in the kitchen, it's been there a few years. Might just try it, but I'm not sure I have enough to make all the pain go away.:D
Might have to get the Captain down too!!
amberstar:sunshi:

Well I'd settle for a fifth of jack Daniels right now ;)

Morning is the time we should hang the people who don't pay attention to the thread to which they are posting.

Posting is such sweet sorrow :)
-- William Beaverspeare

:muffit:

Sorrow? It is more like shame on Amberstar. Did Muffit happen to scatter more spools of thread?
I became confused, I will have to pay more attention in the future. I'm just not a morning person.........
Amberstar:sunshi:

Person? Morning person? Amberstar, did you check the clock? It's NIGHTTIME!!! :laugh: :laugh:

(Fearful of Hangman Dawg, I used the last word then, the last 2 words (which would have made more sense), just to play it safe!!)

BST :)

(LOL!!!:laugh: :laugh: )

Nighttime is the right time!

Time? what time is it? Its 420

420 bottles of beer on the wall...420 bottles of beer...so...uh...why not share?

Share some of that good stuff with the rest of us here.

Here, there, wherever we happen to be its always a good time and place for a beer.

Beer goes better with tequila shots and hot wings.

Wings was the name of the band Paul McCartney founded after the Beatles broke up.

Up until now, this thread seemingly had no real purpose.