The Eagles fans of Galactica?
Hi All !
I was so impressed, entertained and inspired by RavosholPulsars Billy Joel parady I just throught I'd try my hand at turning an exsisting song into a Anit SCI FI pro GALALCTICA song. This was just a 2 and a half sloppy drafts, but what the heck a good excersise and fun. HOTEL BONNIHAMMER On a dark dismal channel TV remote in hand Warm smell of Doritos Crumbly bits in my chair Up ahead on the program I saw a frightening sight My show was remade, And my mouth drew grim I had to stop them and Fight! There it stood as a remake I heard the sweet death knell I saw a bunch of sexy cylon chicks rock n’ roll, cheap sets, ships and tits Then she ripped up our vision And tried to blow us away There were fan boys down the corridor Kissing ass, as I heard them say Welcome to demented SciFi Channel Such a lovely place Ratings rules this place (background) Such a rat two face Plenty of hacks at the Hotel Bonniehammer Hackin’ all year here You can slime it here (background) We don’t give a dear Her Ratings blissfully twisted She’s got the Ronald D. Moore She’s got a lot of petty, heavy fans With their ears to the floor His fans dance in the courtyard Techno babble drek Old fans to remember New fans to forget So I asked Universal Please make my show shine He said we haven’t had that writing here since 1979 And still those E-Mails are calling from far away Forced the writers in a middle of a fight Just to have them say Pissing the fans off at the SciFi channel low concept place Sex sells this place (background) SciFi’s such a waste Their sexin’ it up at the Hotel Bonniehammer Budgets on the fly Kids close your eyes (background) Bring your corporate lies Dysfunctional feelings Glen Larson on ice Ron Moore said We are all just visionaries here With a (lame ass) plot device With a master print ready They gathered for great heights They stab fans with their steely knives But they just cant quell the fights Last thing I remember Olmos running for the door He had to get away from the hacks of Bonnie Hammer and Ronald D.Moore. Relax said the Hammer We are programmed for sleaze You can change the channel any time you like But still do what we please. |
Good one Blue Mule! Welcome to the club! :D
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Excellent piece of work! Seems like we have 2 very talented "songwriters" in our midst.........:D :D :D
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RE: THE EAGLES GALACTICA FANS?
Hmmmm, too many notes. Just cut a few and it'll be perfect....
:thumbsup: Kid, ya went out there and ya hit a home run! :cool: I say we until the "new" Galactica appears, lets have fun and re-do songs and/pr Broadway shows that reflect our feelings on the current state of the sci-fi channel. Otherwise your piece was had me LAUGHING. Kudos Kiddo Rich |
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LOL Blue Mule! Sounds like a great song to me :)
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