Talk shows don't interest me, but Shiningstar and other CF-ers entertain my socks off on a way that is socklike.

socklike...... brings back a memory from childhood. Making sock hand puppets was fun for a five year old!

OLD is how I feel right now .........as I look at
yet another trailer for the "MINI" :(

"Mini"? You call that a mini skirt? I call it a belt with pockets! You are not going out wearing that, young lady, so march up to your room and put on clothing that is ladylike and covers your backside!

backside, frontside, it doesn't make a diffrence.

(The) difference between men and women is, women have common sense, and men have sex in common. :D

:muffit:

Common, please end with some words i can use. ok smarty pants try this one on for size. farts

Farts fly when beans are bitten :D

:muffit:

Bitten by the love bug!:love:

Bug in the bathtub can't get out, how did it get in?

In love and war, all is fair.

Fair of hair and slim of waste she....

...became a meal for a cannibal with taste. :D

Tastefuly served on a bed of greens.

With a nice Chianti and fava beans! :D

Beans, you traded the cow for beans. Ronald D> moore you aught to be ashamed of yourself.
"mom, you don't understand, i'm going to take these beans and become famus one day. even if i have to work at burger king.

Burger King sounds like a good job for Moore, he can re -immage the Whoper!

Whopper to go please, with bacon and cheese, no tomatoes, a large onion ring, and a diet coke with now ice. Did you hear me? I said no ice, not extra ice!

Ice flows through the veins of any real BSG fan who can stomach watching more than seconds of Moore's travesty.

Travesty is exactly the RIGHT WORD to call the
"REIMAGING" of Moore's 'SHOW' :(