Welcome to the Beaver Cafe!
Welcome one and all! While we wait to see if (when!) our beloved Galactica Cafe reopens, here be a place to rest your lazy bones and be completely silly! Your hosts: the beavers of course! They've been itchin' to make a comeback - well, actually they've just been itchin' - they are hairy after all - so pull up a log and join the fun! I'll start! :D
*Gnawty Beaver walks in carrying a big bucket with some kind of yellow liquid in it. * Harry: "What the frack is that Gnawty?" Gnawty: *puffing*"What do you think? You asked for it." Harry: "And what might that be?" Gnawty: "You know - what you asked for. Took me half the day and a ton of volunteers." Harry: "SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY!!!???" :mad: Gnawty: "A lot of urine, of course!" Harry: "What???!@#$ No, no, no, I didn't say a lot of urine, I said alot of yahren!!!" Gnawty: :nervous: "Oooooops... Sure you couldn't use some???" Harry: "OUT!!! OUT!!! Get yourself a hearing aid for Sagan's sake!!!" *The room dissolves into laughter* :beaver: :beaver: |
LOL Muffit! The beaver cafe, sounds great!
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Oh, warrior if you only knew the really bad one I pulled because I forgot there was an X-rated meaning to that world. *still shuddering at the thought*
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:thumbsup: WooHoo!!! wow, this is so nice. I need a drink... :blush:
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ouuu..yellow...Better than blue???
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I would be concerned for PINK elephants. :laugh: |
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Er, I thought it was the blue.....Oh YOU mean that bucket???? Never drink from a bucket if beavers are about....like never eat yellow snow. :star:
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Anyone seen OWD? I hope he isn't chasing Lumpy again.
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I know - I miss him too... maybe we should start a Lumpy thread and see if he catches it on long range scan...?
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oppps...I didn't read closley...ewwww....yellow koolaid....I'll stick to Saki......man Everyone must be online tonight. I keep getting blasts from my yahoo announcing answers to my posts!!!
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Wow Em! I just emptied my box 3 minutes ago, and it's full again! All from CF! Cooooool!!! :heart:
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X-rated thought! Keep'em out? No way man. :)
Muffets story is great :thumbsup: but yellow coolaid? No thanks, I'll stick to scotch. :D I you cann't smell the heather, it aint worth drinking. :warrior: |
Hi Repcisg! Thanks! Great to see you here! ;)
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Hi Muffit, it's good to be back.
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I hope you are drinking that saki cold, Emerita.
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LOL Muffit It sounds like a great place for some GREAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
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LOL Muffit! :laugh:
I just have to remember to read these while at home. The last one I read had everyone at work wondering why I was laughing out loud in an empty office :tongue: |
*ROFL after reading the thread*
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Thanks Shiningstar, LurkerzRule and callsignfalcon! :) And always good to see you Darth. :)
Look out below -- more beaver jokes to come! :D :beaver: |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! omg you never cease to amaze me Muffit! Please... keep them coming
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loved the joke. keep 'em coming muffit! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my seat!
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*shakes head* oye! goes into a munk chant! yeesh! |
no comment from here!
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Muffit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks so much, DarkJedi, Bsg , Em and Shiningstar!
And in silly response: Harry Beaver puts up a sign in the men's Fleets bathroom: Beaver Sign: "We aim to please; you aim too please!!!" :D :beaver: |
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