Welcome to the Beaver Cafe!
 

Welcome one and all! While we wait to see if (when!) our beloved Galactica Cafe reopens, here be a place to rest your lazy bones and be completely silly! Your hosts: the beavers of course! They've been itchin' to make a comeback - well, actually they've just been itchin' - they are hairy after all - so pull up a log and join the fun! I'll start! :D



*Gnawty Beaver walks in carrying a big bucket with some kind of yellow liquid in it. *

Harry: "What the frack is that Gnawty?"

Gnawty: *puffing*"What do you think? You asked for it."

Harry: "And what might that be?"

Gnawty: "You know - what you asked for. Took me half the day and a ton of volunteers."

Harry: "SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY!!!???" :mad:

Gnawty: "A lot of urine, of course!"

Harry: "What???!@#$ No, no, no, I didn't say a lot of urine, I said alot of yahren!!!"

Gnawty: :nervous: "Oooooops... Sure you couldn't use some???"

Harry: "OUT!!! OUT!!! Get yourself a hearing aid for Sagan's sake!!!"

*The room dissolves into laughter*

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LOL Muffit! The beaver cafe, sounds great!

Amberstar :D

Oh, warrior if you only knew the really bad one I pulled because I forgot there was an X-rated meaning to that world. *still shuddering at the thought*

:thumbsup: WooHoo!!! wow, this is so nice. I need a drink... :blush:

Watch out for the yellow koolaid...! :D

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ouuu..yellow...Better than blue???

LOL! Sheesh, glad I didn't pick the nickname for cats cafe! :wtf:

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I would be concerned for PINK elephants. :laugh:

Errr.. Gnawty's been known to look for ways to get rid of that bucket... :D

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Er, I thought it was the blue.....Oh YOU mean that bucket???? Never drink from a bucket if beavers are about....like never eat yellow snow. :star:

And not to forget heffalumps and woosels Kingfish! :D

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Anyone seen OWD? I hope he isn't chasing Lumpy again.

I know - I miss him too... maybe we should start a Lumpy thread and see if he catches it on long range scan...?

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oppps...I didn't read closley...ewwww....yellow koolaid....I'll stick to Saki......man Everyone must be online tonight. I keep getting blasts from my yahoo announcing answers to my posts!!!

Wow Em! I just emptied my box 3 minutes ago, and it's full again! All from CF! Cooooool!!! :heart:

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X-rated thought! Keep'em out? No way man. :)

Muffets story is great :thumbsup: but yellow coolaid? No thanks, I'll stick to scotch. :D I you cann't smell the heather, it aint worth drinking. :warrior:

Hi Repcisg! Thanks! Great to see you here! ;)

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Hi Muffit, it's good to be back.

I hope you are drinking that saki cold, Emerita.

LOL Muffit It sounds like a great place for some GREAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
beaver Jokes! ;)

LOL Muffit! :laugh:

I just have to remember to read these while at home. The last one I read had everyone at work wondering why I was laughing out loud in an empty office :tongue:

*ROFL after reading the thread*

Thanks Shiningstar, LurkerzRule and callsignfalcon! :) And always good to see you Darth. :)

Look out below -- more beaver jokes to come! :D

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! omg you never cease to amaze me Muffit! Please... keep them coming
along with strawberry daqs please!

loved the joke. keep 'em coming muffit! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my seat!

Doesn't Scotch have a kinda golden yellow color???

No felgercarb!

*shakes head*

oye!

goes into a munk chant!

yeesh!

no comment from here!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Muffit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks so much, DarkJedi, Bsg , Em and Shiningstar!
And in silly response:

Harry Beaver puts up a sign in the men's Fleets bathroom:
Beaver Sign: "We aim to please; you aim too please!!!" :D

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