Ode to Evolution
Oh! Chimpanzee in a mechanical Bear costume!
What thoughts must cross your mind! The heat, the lights, the Ovions Just more people with ant-like behinds. Oh! Chimp doubly furred! The indignity of stardom forced! The velcro, the whirring, the helmeted head That to wear you are coerced! A longing so! To be home and safe! Among your playthings bright! But we love you so Oh, Evolution! On ABC every Saturday night! -Gordon |
That bad huh? Not a single comment?
LOL!!! :muffit: |
Wow...you guys are amazing!
You've exibited AMAZING self-control in not pasting me one right on the proverbial kisser! I plop Vogon-esque poetry here and you've managed to avoid laying into me for how bad it really is. Kudos to all. -Gordon :) |
Psst. it was Sunday night.
It's a funny poem. Poor Evie probably did long for home while shooting. ;) |
I can ape-preciate this poem.
I'm sure you were gibbon it everything you got. You certainly did not monkey-around with this. :D |
THANK YOU!!!
LOL!! :rotf: :salute: :muffit: -Gordon |
good one Gordon.
You know its good when Martok starts cracking jokes! |
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It's been too long since I've been here, so I missed that one. That's funny, I got a huge kick out of it. Awesome work. :salute:
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When it comes to crappy poetry, you can rest assured I will always try my best. :)
-Gordon |
Okay...I read it...I thought about it....then I thought about it some more...
:wtf: Not sure if I should say something ot nothing..... ...........................yeh....It's something alright........hmmmmmm :blink: Got anything else? :D |
We are all friends here. Let 'er rip.
I know it's malarkey. That's why I posted it. :D -G |
I was lucky my intestines did not snake up and throttle me. :D
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LOL!!! :D
-Gordon |
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Gordon, is marlarkey something like manure? That would explain a lot :D |
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Sheize! Rennt um uer lieben! :D |
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wtf is Cthulu? :erk: my head hurts.... je ne comprend, mon ami! :alien: I think I had too many L.G.M's for breakfast.... |
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Cthulu is a creation of horror author H.P. Lovecraft. In it, everyone seems to go insane. :D Just don't take a Pan Galactica Gargleblaster to cure a hangover. :D |
The main thrust of the cthulu mythos is the horror generated in passages of text that decribe very specifically the essence of indescribability. "The creature was all at once the blackest black but the most blinding white". "The presence filled me with a glorious dread". "It was a round square. Not a rounded square, but a shape that defied any attempt to quantify it."
And Vogons are the main "antagonist" in the beginning of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams. They run a planetary demolition service and are as cross and un-freindly as it gets. They are also fond of nobody's poetry but their own... and it is so bad that one man actually suffered his intestine crawling up through his neck to throttle his brain as a result of listening to it. -G |
Oh pretid gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me like furdled dabbleblodgets on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee My foonting turlingdromes and hooptuously grinkle me With spindly lee-wurdles Or I shall rend thee in the gobberworts With my blurgecruncheon. And see if i don't. Etc. Thats not a direct quote. If it was, you'd all be in for six months of deep psychiatric therapy. -G |
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My heart repeatedly jumped up through my chest to try and knock my head off my shoulders! OUCH! :D |
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Thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabberblotchets on a lurgid bee. Hoop, I implore thee, thy foonting turlingdromes, and hooptuously drangle me with crinkly spindiworldes. Or, I shall rend thee in gobberwarts with my burglecruncheon. See if I don't! |
I'll send you my therapist's bill. :D
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Funny farm here I come :rotf: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Does anyone else see those jumping things????? :blink: The Doc says I shouldn't be flying in my viper in this condition...frack! |
CBSG poetry remade to B5 standards.
CBSG poem remade to B5 standards.
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As always; |
I think there's a new saying to be coined here:
"If it ain't complex, it ain't Damocles." Am I right? :) -G |
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-F. As always; |
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