Why the sky is blue, the true story.
 

Many years ago, traveling in the high reaches of Tibet, I happened upon a wisened old lama and asked him, "Why is the sky blue?"

He told me, "The sky is blue, young grasshopper, because if it was green you wouldn't know where to stop mowing."

Now, mind you, I never actually saw a lawn in Tibet, but the answer seemed to make sense at the time...

I knew that lama. He was my apprentice.

Wise man say,
That which does not kill me...I killed first.

However, my former padawan did not get that one fully right. That is only one reason why the sky is blue. The main reason is much deeper and more significant, a reason only I in my wiseness knows.

Re: 14th Colony's House of Enlightenment & Wise-Assners
 

I have a question:

What color is the sky in the world where you live?

;)

O Omnipotent One,

I am pondering a very disturbing question. Why are there women hating men in the world? What did the female species ever do to them?

Re: Re: 14th Colony's House of Enlightenment & Wise-Assners
 

It is shades of green, with a cyan and magenta sunset. I live on the planet Trylania, in the city if Jhervis.

I wasn't sure the answer to that, so I asked my grandmother but she kicked me in the testies. I'll ask her again later when she's not in so foul a mood.

OK...0 wise one...."who's your favorite sister"

Why, that would be you, elder sweetness.....even though you've avoided my second survey. I feel so unworthy. :cry:

:blink: What?! I missed it? OMG where.....I think it may be your new avatar that has me confused....looking at boobs when I am talking to you...is distracting on a gender level.... ;)

How come all the new avatars resemble me?

Do you mean all the new smilies with the Viper helmets, or do you mean my avatars? You probably meant my avatars, but I want to be sure so I can answer you properly.

It is here in the Cafe section, sinking lower and lower on the page as more people avoid it and post elsewhere. Simply go to my signature area and click the 3rd link. That will take you right there. The second link goes to the first survey.

OK, i took your survey....lol

wise master,

why do feet smell and noses run???????

wallet keys money pen notebook smokes lighter rubber and change wellllllll?????!! the stuff you hope your goina need george carlin a place for my stuff :salute:

O Wise and Mighty All Knowing Seer I beseech the gift of thy wisdom.



What fly should I cast to catch Brown Trout on the second Sunday of June?

always wanted to learn fly fishing :)

oh wise and wonderful all knowing Guru I would like to know why it is that men aren't physiologically designed to have babies, if we both could then we could spell each other off or who ever would prefer to get pregnat could, it would be so practical.:) ;)

A daggit with long flowing hair and dusty robes, wearing dozens of amulets, steps up to answer in lieu of 14th, who appears to be lost somewhere in contemplation...

Daggit: "Ah, grasshoppa, important thing is to make sure fly is shut when standing in stream full of big mouth trout...!!!"

:D

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