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Oh no!
Knock,knock. Who's there? Ether Ether who? Ether bunny. |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Juan Juan who? Juan more ether bunny. |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Stella Stella who? Stella nother ether bunny. |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin other Ether Bunny. |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Samoa Samoa who? Samoa Ether Bunnies. |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Beryl Beryl who? Beryl of ether bunnies. |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey have to read any more ether bunny jokes? |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these darned ether bunnies? |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo "beep, beep"...run over all the ether bunnies. And that is the "pun"ishment I earned for starting to think about ether bunny knock knock jokes. I can't leave a pun alone. |
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Well, you enlarged on the ether bunny knock-knock I was telling, but here's one more to close it out:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo, who? Don't cry, ether bunny will be back again next year. |
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Reasons I Still Believe in the Easter Bunny
1. Hey, I watch television. Every year, he's there clucking in the Cadbury egg commercials. 2. Who do you think delivers all the baskets and stuff, the little chicks? Doubtful. 3. When I was six, I saw a bunny at the scene of the crime. He put his finger aside his nose, and up the chimney he rose. 4. It was a little cafe somewhere in France, I was young, and yes, I believed everything he told me. 5. Someone is posing for those chocolate rabbit molds, and I think you're thinking what I'm thinking. 6. Who else has time to color all those eggs? Not me, Jack. 7. Yeah, and Peter Rabbit didn't think Mr. McGregor was going to catch him in the cabbage patch either -- get with the times. 8. I had a pet rabbit in the 4th grade, and he told me it was all true. 9. Once, I put a tooth under my pillow, and in the morning I had a marshmallow Easter egg. 10. Someone has to believe in the Easter bunny. |
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More Easter jokes.
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted. Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny? A: A good Easter. Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A: A slam duck. Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? A: Because he had a eggache! (headache) Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick! |
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Q: What do you call ten rabbits running backwards?
A: A retreating hareline. Q: What do ducks have for lunch? A: Soup and quackers! Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg! Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a long march Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. |
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Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!! Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? A: Tired. Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road? A: He was making the movie. Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you. Q: What did the bunny put over his sore? A: A eggage. Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? A: Because he is eggocentric. |
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Questions & Answers #4
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter? A: In the dictionary. Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics. Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A: A bee comes after it Q: What type of movie is about water fowl? A: A duckumentary. Q: What grows between your nose and chin? A: Tulips. Q: What is the end of Easter? A: The letter R. Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? A: A hairless hare! |
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The Rules of Chocolate
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake. |
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Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts
10. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner." 9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, "You're going to die up there, fat man!" 8. Can't stop washing his paws. 7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac. 6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone. 5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg." 4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space. 3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas. 2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack. 1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck. |
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Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate Easter
10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments". 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge. 7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad. 6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies. 5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed. 4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason. 3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play." 2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot. 1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too? |
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