TopGun
February 24th, 2005, 03:39 AM
Q: How many Starfleet Red Shirts (TOS, Not Scotty) does it take to change a Light-bulb on a Planet?
A: None, they all get killed Five Seconds from Beam-In.
Q: Why did Kirk go to the Beach?
A: To have a Fist-Fight in the Sand
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a Light-bulb?
A: Three, one to change the bulb, onw to sell the used bulb and one to con people into paying to watch the change.
Q: What do you get if you cross the Galactic Empire and Colonel Sanders?
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken-Walker.
Q: What's the diiference between a Imperial Stormtrooper with a Standard Blaster and a Imperial Stromtrooper with a Goa'uld Staff Weapon?
A: Nothing, they are both Rubblish shots.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Jaffa and a Biscut?
A: A JaffaCake
A: None, they all get killed Five Seconds from Beam-In.
Q: Why did Kirk go to the Beach?
A: To have a Fist-Fight in the Sand
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a Light-bulb?
A: Three, one to change the bulb, onw to sell the used bulb and one to con people into paying to watch the change.
Q: What do you get if you cross the Galactic Empire and Colonel Sanders?
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken-Walker.
Q: What's the diiference between a Imperial Stormtrooper with a Standard Blaster and a Imperial Stromtrooper with a Goa'uld Staff Weapon?
A: Nothing, they are both Rubblish shots.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Jaffa and a Biscut?
A: A JaffaCake