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Muffit
February 9th, 2005, 11:33 AM
And now for something completely different... :P:

What would you call a breakfast cereal named after Cmdr Riker?
Sugar Frosted Frakes

What did Counselor Deanna call her daughter?
Helen of Troi

What kind of injection does Dr. Crusher give people who don't believe in SciFi?
An antiskeptic

Why can't the Enterprise resist flying into every Black Hole it sees?
It has Impulse Engines

Why does the Enterprise stop at every planet which has a Kragen's Auto Parts Store?
So Geordi can change his air filter

Why can't the Enterprise crew have any Home Games???
Cuz all they have is an Away Team

Where do they keep Data when he's not being used?
In Data Storage

If Wesley likes apples so much, why aren't there any scraps left lying around?
Cuz the engineering section keeps jettisoning the cores

How do we know Capt Picard used to be a foreman at a Singer factory?
Cuz he keeps saying, "Make it sew"

:D :salute: :Nsalute: :P: :rotf:
:muffit:
Archangel
February 9th, 2005, 11:36 AM
:no: :rotf:
unowhoandwhy
February 10th, 2005, 05:57 AM
ROFL! Thank you muffit! I needed a laugh on this dreary New England morning!
Muffit
February 10th, 2005, 06:48 AM
;) :salute: :Nsalute:
The 14th Colony
February 13th, 2005, 09:07 PM
Cute, Muffit :biggrin:
Senmut
February 13th, 2005, 11:17 PM
Okay---

Where does Starfleet recruit most of it's Klingons?

Down at the Worf.


Why doesn't Starfleet have more androids on it's ships?

They need to collect more Data.


Why did the Borg Queen inspire such terror?

The whole fleet engaged her forces, and it didn't even phaser.


Why did the Talosians let the Enterprise's Captain go?

They weren't going to accept just anyone who came down the Pike.


How did Data become such a popular storyteller among the ship's children?

He knew all kinds of interesting Lore.


Why was the M-113 creature so familiar with ships?

It was quite an old salt.
Fragmentary
February 14th, 2005, 12:30 AM
Why did the Borg Queen inspire such terror?

The whole fleet engaged her forces, and it didn't even phaser.


Set phasers to Boo/Hiss!
Rowan
February 14th, 2005, 12:52 AM
These are great thanks Muffit and Sen!! :D ;)
Senmut
February 17th, 2005, 09:59 PM
How did the Borg manage to fail in their invasion of trhe Federation?

They were hoist on their own Picard.
Archangel
February 18th, 2005, 06:36 AM
How did the Borg manage to fail in their invasion of trhe Federation?

They were hoist on their own Picard.
I don't speak Yiddish, but:

Oy vey!!! :D
Senmut
February 21st, 2005, 10:48 PM
Q: Why did Locutus talk so incessantly?

A: The Borg decided to let him drone on.
TopGun
February 24th, 2005, 03:37 AM
Why did Worf, destroy Ten Forward?

Because they were serving Cornish Pasties, and he thought they were Klingon Heads