Muffit
August 24th, 2003, 03:59 PM
Hello all! My name is Boogley Doodley! I am a tapeworm residing in Muffit's lower intestinal tract. I have to type fast because the hypnotizing will wear off in a few minutes and I will have to bounce off the Page Down key and slide back down off the keyboard into Muffit's intestine again.
I have a message from the depths of digestion. PLEASE tell Muffit to stop eating pizza!!! It's giving me a headache! I tried scribbling messages on the backs of Muffit's eyes but they get washed off everytime Muffit thinks about the mini. So my last chance is to write to you via Colonial Fleets!
Be a friend to a lonely tapeworm. Starve a daggit, save a worm. That's my motto! Pizza for peptic's sake! What's wrong with alfalfa sprouts now and again? Sure they taste like lawn clippings, but hey, then I can start farming again!!!
Be a pal! Tell Muffit NO MORE PIZZA!!! And no more Mission Impossible episodes with that dreaded "This tape will self-destruct in 15 seconds!" I'm a tape too!! How do you think /I/ feel?
Yours with the hope of happy indigestion,
Boogley Doodley
(Once the property of a beaver with acid reflux)
I have a message from the depths of digestion. PLEASE tell Muffit to stop eating pizza!!! It's giving me a headache! I tried scribbling messages on the backs of Muffit's eyes but they get washed off everytime Muffit thinks about the mini. So my last chance is to write to you via Colonial Fleets!
Be a friend to a lonely tapeworm. Starve a daggit, save a worm. That's my motto! Pizza for peptic's sake! What's wrong with alfalfa sprouts now and again? Sure they taste like lawn clippings, but hey, then I can start farming again!!!
Be a pal! Tell Muffit NO MORE PIZZA!!! And no more Mission Impossible episodes with that dreaded "This tape will self-destruct in 15 seconds!" I'm a tape too!! How do you think /I/ feel?
Yours with the hope of happy indigestion,
Boogley Doodley
(Once the property of a beaver with acid reflux)