Colonial Humor Man...

[Senmut]

Since there is soooooooo much Doom and Gloom over the forthcoming abomination, we need some humor around here. I propose a Colonial Humor contest.
To begin....



What do you call someone newly released from the Prison Barge?

A Galcti-Con!

Don't everyone laugh at once...

[Senmut]

The above must have been terrible. Okay, here's a much better one...



What do you call the sticky junk that stick to the Triad player's hands??


Ball-tar.

:D

[bsg1fan1975]

:wtf:oh man Sen these are pretty funky:wtf:

[amberstar]

You got me to smile ,,,,,,,, those were really cute ;)

[gunnerk19]

Okay...

Q. What do you call a single Thermite grenade used after dark?

A. A Solo-Night charge!

BWAHAHAHAHA... Hahahaha, ha... er, hehe... wooooo...

;)

[bsg1fan1975]

good one gunner!

[Senmut]

Anyone else? This is an equal-opportunity bad joke thread.

[The 14th Colony]

What do you call the drink a Cylon bartender just poured you?
An imperious litre.

[Senmut]

Now we know why the Fleet travelled millions of metrics!

[Muffit]

Aaaaaargh!!! Pretty funny Sen' !!!


Okay, I'll bite...what do you call it when they're pursuing Tigh and Boomer?
...a blood hunt...


:D

[Senmut]

Grrrrrrrrr...........;)


What do you call Dr. Ravashol's laboratory?

Below Zero.

[Muffit]

LOL! :thumbsup:

Okay, how many light bulbs does it take to screw up a Cylon?

Just one!!! :D

[Senmut]

What was one of Starbuck's favorite passtimes back on Caprica?

Leaning back, and watch the writhing of the Aurora!

:D

[Archangel]

LOL! :rotf:

[shiningstar]

What was one of Starbuck's favorite passtimes back on Caprica?

Leaning back, and watch the writhing of the Aurora!

:D :rotf:

[bsg1fan1975]

keep 'em coming guys these are great!

[Senmut]

What's the name of Coporal Komma's technical manual?

The Book of the Nerd.

[shiningstar]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[bsg1fan1975]

that's a good one!

[Senmut]

What is the most common computer language in the Colonies?


COBOL!

[shiningstar]

What is the most common computer language in the Colonies?


COBOL! :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:

[Senmut]

What evil organization from Earth was iactually run by Cylons?


SPECTRE!



Okay, now one of you, please?

[bsg1fan1975]

keep 'em coming!

[Muffit]

What kind of ghosts haunt the caves like the Ovions live in?

-- Mineral Spirits -- :D :D :D

[The 14th Colony]

How many Colonials does it take to change a lightbulb?


Oh Thomas, thanks for the smiley! :light:

[Senmut]

It depends on the rate of Paye.

[bsg1fan1975]

This one may be a dud but I just had to try.

Why did the daggit open a bakery on the Rising Star?

Because he wanted to be the Muffit Man!

:duck:

[Senmut]

Actualy, it was good.

Okay, what do you called a computer engineer on Caprica?

A lord of COBOL!


Your turn.

[julix]

Actualy, it was good.

Okay, what do you called a computer engineer on Caprica?

A lord of COBOL!


Your turn.



:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Muffit]

This one may be a dud but I just had to try.

Why did the daggit open a bakery on the Rising Star?

Because he wanted to be the Muffit Man!

:duck:

ROTFL!!! Great one Bsg!!

Yours too Senmut! :D Btw, are there really any Cobol programmers left?? ;)
:muffit:

[Senmut]

ROTFL!!! Great one Bsg!!

Yours too Senmut! :D Btw, are there really any Cobol programmers left?? ;)
:muffit:


I'm not sure. I think they basically fled Kobol for Tran.

[Senmut]

Since that last on was posted on Pearl harbor Day, it obviously bombed.

Why did the Cadet end up landing in the water?

He was told to make for Alpha Bay!

Okay, he he, ha ha....

Next?

[TopGun]

Whould do you call a Colonial Deer?

Star-Buck :D

[bsg1fan1975]

ohhhhh god my sides hurt from laughing!

[TopGun]

What do you call a Colonial Sweet

A-Polo

[bsg1fan1975]

okies that was funny

[Senmut]

What do you call asphalt all over an inflatable Triad game piece?

Ball-Tar!

[TopGun]

What do you call a Colonial Hero

Battle-Star

[Senmut]

What do Colonials call a three-dimensional sales pitch?

A Tri-ad.

[bsg1fan1975]

oh no my sides hurt again from laughing!

[TopGun]

What do you get if you Cross Battlestar Galactica and Star Wars

Battlestar Wars :D

[Senmut]

Why happened to LaCerta?

He caught the Red-Eye out of town.

[TopGun]

What do Colonial Warriors do in the Star Trek Universe?

They Go Battlestar Trekking :D

[Senmut]

When did Cain realise Molocay was going to be a real problem?

When he cut loose at one BaseShip, and it didn't even phaser.

[TopGun]

That's funny:D

[Senmut]

Of course. Got a joke?

[TopGun]

Why did Red-Eye cross the Road?

To get to the other Cylon :D

[Senmut]

"Starbuck, what was the name of that swamp planet you crashed on, once?"

"Atilla, hon."

[TopGun]

What does Colonel Tigh eat

Tigh Food

[Senmut]

Why did so many workers on the Celestra rebel against Chaka?

They felt they were in a awful Fix.

[Rigel_No_6]

Why were the Cylon pilots restricted to radio silence?

Because they were such metal-heads! (collective groan)

[TopGun]

Why did Red-Eye get into trouble?

He shot off his Mouth

[Senmut]

I'm not surprised. Folks after all just came there looking for a little Serenity.

[TopGun]

How did Boomer get caught?

She kept saying By your Command

[Senmut]

What computer language did the ancient Colonials use?

COBOL.