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Muffit
April 7th, 2005, 06:57 PM
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is stupid
Cuz if they're /called/ Violets, shouldn't they be VIOLET!!!???"

The End

:wtf:

Just stopping by to give a big warm ((((((((HUG)))))))) to all my precious friends. :heart:

Your are always in my thoughts :)
Muffit

BST
April 7th, 2005, 07:09 PM
Aw, Muffit.....thanks, Sweetie!!!! :heart: :heart:

Now, violet is a kind of purpley looking blue or is it a blueish looking purple? I have always been confused with that. I think that's why I called them violets. It was safer that way.

;) :D

Darrell Lawrence
April 7th, 2005, 10:37 PM
I thought Rose was on the Titanic... :D

Hi Muffit dear!!!! :heart:

martok2112
April 7th, 2005, 11:59 PM
I would like to speak out on the blatant use of Violets in today's poetry.

Our children are exposed to enough things in life that threaten their very innocence without the necessity now for excessive Violets in poetry.

What's more is the graphic Violets that sometimes accompanies such poetry! Bad enough that our children are forced to use their innocent imaginations to contemplate the mere presence of Violets...but now, some poetry is accompanied by illustrations of Violets, thus removing the imagination factor from its rhyme and meter, and further thus desensitizing our children to the notion of Violets in ANY FORM!

As a concerned non-parent of no children at all, I beg and implore you to please monitor what your children read. Violets is not the answer. Roses are.

Hiya, Muffit, dearest friend. I hope this gave you a good hearty laugh. :rose:

:D

Most Irreverently, but with affection,
Martok2112

julix
April 8th, 2005, 05:54 AM
You made me snicker steve...............




MUFFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi hun ((((((((((((((((muffit)))))))))))))))))) I miss ya hun.......nice to hear from you!

Archangel
April 8th, 2005, 08:46 AM
Glad to see your still conscious of us, Muffy. :D maybe back to a regular thing... :D

repcisg
April 8th, 2005, 09:45 AM
((((((((((((((((muffit))))))))))))))))))

Dawg
April 8th, 2005, 10:04 AM
Hi, ((((((Muffit))))))!!!

jewels
April 8th, 2005, 10:04 AM
Hi Muffit!

My plant catalogues often call purpley things "blue". I think some horticulturist way back when didn't learn their color names in pre-school (witness words like "periwinkle, magenta and chartruse" in a Blue's Clues video on colors today :eek:). They didn't know that blue, violet, and purple were actually different colors. So we are cursed with wacky color names for some flowers.

Senmut
April 8th, 2005, 10:27 PM
"Baltar?"
"Yes, Lucifer?"
"Roses are red, dahliahs are black. You'd look better, with a laser blast in your back!"

Lara
April 8th, 2005, 10:27 PM
As a concerned non-parent of no children at all, I beg and implore you to please monitor what your children read. Violets is not the answer. Roses are.

Wasn't Violet the name of the obnoxious girl in Willy Wonker that blew up and floated off (movie version)?? What further proof do you need??

Techincally, violet is the secondary colour you get when mixing the two primary colours, Red and Blue.
The 7th colour in a rainbow is another peice of colour confusion perpetrated on us from a very young age!!

The Surgeon General should have a warning out on those things!!!
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Glad to see you dropping by now and then, Muffit!! :) :)
And since Martok has such good advice:

:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

Cheers,
Lara

Damocles
April 28th, 2005, 12:14 PM
Post modified.

I like roses! :D

Darrell Lawrence
April 28th, 2005, 12:27 PM
Hey Damocles...

I realize you're posting that in humor, *BUT*...

This forums description-

Dedicated to our dear Muffit. Post poetry, things of friendship and other things that brighten your day in a personal way.

I don't think some of the members will find that post in a "friendly" way.

Please refrain from negative comments towards characters in the show outside of the Beefs forum.

Danke'.

Damocles
April 28th, 2005, 12:39 PM
Hey Damocles...

I realize you're posting that in humor, *BUT*...

This forums description-



I don't think some of the members will find that post in a "friendly" way.

Please refrain from negative comments towards characters in the show outside of the Beefs forum.

Danke'.

I shall delete, forthwith, Thank You for the Heads Up! :salute: !

Darrell Lawrence
April 28th, 2005, 12:50 PM
Thank you :)

Haveke
April 30th, 2005, 12:43 PM
As We Look Back Upon Friends/Family We've Lost... They are NEVER Truely Lost, Nor Are They Forgotten... As Long as WE Remember Them in OUR HEARTS...

To Muffitt: :salute:

We Shall Always Fly The MISSING MAN FORMATION to HONOR You.

We Shall Keep a CLOSE Vigle Upon Your ETERNAL FLAME...

To Our Hearts We Will Always HOLD Your Memories True...

:warrior: :warrior: :rose: :rose: :rose:

Never Leave Your Wingman...

bsg1fan1975
May 5th, 2005, 07:44 AM
well I only have to say this about the little blue or purple things:

"Violets beget violets!" :rotf:

Kronus
May 7th, 2005, 09:32 AM
Greetings muffit...I look forward in participating on this gloriuos forum. I too am a fan of BSG since it was first aired. I never missed an episode and when it came out on DVD's I bought them.

D'ghor

Muffit
May 7th, 2005, 09:42 AM
Greetings muffit...I look forward in participating on this gloriuos forum. I too am a fan of BSG since it was first aired. I never missed an episode and when it came out on DVD's I bought them.

D'ghor


:) Many thanks dear klingon ;)

And to all, ((((((((((((((((( hugs )))))))))))))))))))))))
:muffit: :heart:

Haveke
May 7th, 2005, 11:29 PM
And to all, ((((((((((((((((( hugs )))))))))))))))))))))))
:muffit: :heart:

When I Was Growing Up Watching The Orginal Galactia, I Always Wanted to Get BIG Hugs From Muffit!! :) :heart:

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

:rose: :rose: :rose:

Never Leave Your Wingman :salute:

Kronus
May 8th, 2005, 09:22 AM
Granted Muffit has always been a favorite of mine, however, Ive always dreamt in getting a hug and a kiss from Serina!

Haveke
May 9th, 2005, 10:06 AM
Lord... I'll Do Anything You Ask Tomorrow, Just Don't Call an Alert Tonight...

Serina :warrior:

It Was Too Bad They Didn't Extend Jane Semour's Contract... That Character Was Quite an Intergalactic Babe!! :)

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

Hey, This Kid Don't Sign On For No Oneway Mission... We're Coming Back! :warrior:

Always Stay With Your Wingman

Haveke
May 9th, 2005, 10:11 AM
Greetings muffit...I look forward in participating on this gloriuos forum. I too am a fan of BSG since it was first aired. I never missed an episode and when it came out on DVD's I bought them.

D'ghor

Hey, How Do You Find a Klingon in The Dark?

Feel For The Bumps!! :LOL: ;) :salute:

Just Having a Little Fun with You ther KG... ;) :salute:

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

"Prune Juice??... Now This Is a True Warrior's Drink!"--Lt. Worf :trek:

Always Stay With Your Wingman

Dawg
May 9th, 2005, 10:24 AM
Roses are red,

Violets is purple.

Sugar is sweet,

and so's maple surple.

(Roger Miller)

;)

bsg1fan1975
May 10th, 2005, 03:22 AM
"Baltar?"
"Yes, Lucifer?"
"Roses are red, dahliahs are black. You'd look better, with a laser blast in your back!"

This is so witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:salute:

Kronus
May 10th, 2005, 08:10 AM
Hey, How Do You Find a Klingon in The Dark?

Feel For The Bumps!! :LOL: ;) :salute:

Just Having a Little Fun with You ther KG... ;) :salute:

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

"Prune Juice??... Now This Is a True Warrior's Drink!"--Lt. Worf :trek:

Always Stay With Your Wingman
*Throwing his head back in laughter*
"Very good Haveke, very good indeed! :LOL:

Haveke
May 11th, 2005, 01:44 PM
:rotf:

Hey, Never Let It Be Said That Klingons Don't Have a Sense Of Humor. :salute:

I Thought You'd Get a Kick Out Of that .

Maybe We Can Run Through Worf's Holodeck Workout Program...Hmmm, Personally I Like Level 6 Myself. ;)

See You On the Flight Deck...

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

Hey, This Kid Don't Sign On For No Oneway Missions... We're Coming Back!! :warrior:

Always Stay With Your Wingman

Archangel
May 11th, 2005, 02:41 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smell something
eww, is that coming from you?

:D

Ok, so it's not the greatest ;)

bsg1fan1975
May 12th, 2005, 03:48 AM
Roses are red,
Dandelions are yellow.
Excuse me, but
I thought you were a fellow!

julix
May 12th, 2005, 06:41 AM
so many ...ummmm......poets in the midst :D

bsg1fan1975
May 12th, 2005, 08:35 AM
I try!

Archangel
May 12th, 2005, 09:50 AM
What can I say, It's my greatest work!!! :D

(Don't ask to see my worst.) ;)

julix
May 12th, 2005, 04:55 PM
What can I say, It's my greatest work!!! :D

(Don't ask to see my worst.) ;)



Oh, PLEASE let me see it Arch ;)

Archangel
May 18th, 2005, 04:09 PM
Oh, PLEASE let me see it Arch ;)


You know, the last time a woman said that to me... ;) :D


Turned out she was kidding too. :LOL:

bsg1fan1975
May 19th, 2005, 03:49 AM
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
grass is green.
Sorry, but I didn't I fed you beans!

julix
May 19th, 2005, 05:02 AM
You know, the last time a woman said that to me... ;) :D


Turned out she was kidding too. :LOL:



:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

But I'm not ;) ;) ;) :D

Cylon Number 13
May 16th, 2006, 10:05 PM
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is stupid
Cuz if they're /called/ Violets, shouldn't they be VIOLET!!!???"

The End

:wtf:

Just stopping by to give a big warm ((((((((HUG)))))))) to all my precious friends. :heart:

Your are always in my thoughts :)
Muffit

You have a point there.

Kronus
June 23rd, 2008, 12:21 PM
Roses are red.
Kosh is dead.
Ulkesh is dead, too.
But Bob the Vorlon is alive
And with his help to safety I few.

Damocles
June 23rd, 2008, 06:39 PM
Roses are red.
Kosh is dead.
Ulkesh is dead, too.
But Bob the Vorlon is alive
And with his help to safety I flew.

Roses are red.
Bob, the Vorlon, is a bartender.
If KG, the ghostie, pesters the Vorlon, dread;
Bob will his ectoplasm render.

Athene
June 25th, 2008, 10:01 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Athena and Starbuck are the best couple ever!
That's true! :D

Kronus
June 25th, 2008, 11:38 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
All this talk of love
Makes me want to spew
::wink::

Damocles
June 25th, 2008, 08:29 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are violet.
My last cast bell cracked,
And I want to riot!

Athene
June 26th, 2008, 10:18 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone here loves the original BSG
and that's true!

:D

Kronus
June 26th, 2008, 02:47 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Hey Athene
It is nice to see you

Damocles
June 27th, 2008, 02:31 AM
Roses are red.
Violets are finer.
That Klunkhead said
A standard two liner.

Athene
June 27th, 2008, 10:50 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
hey..klingongeneral
It's nice to see you too!
:salute:

Damocles
June 30th, 2008, 03:27 AM
Roses are red
Violets are not pink.
Athene tugs for the thread with Max
While Bob mixes a drink.

bsg1fan1975
June 30th, 2008, 11:06 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
ewwwwwww
you've got gum on your shoe!

Damocles
July 1st, 2008, 07:19 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are dumb.
Max loses the thread,
And Bob chews the gum!

Kronus
July 1st, 2008, 09:16 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Green
Bob finds his friend Jack
And oh what a seen

Athene
July 1st, 2008, 09:24 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want more people on my friends list...
And that includes you!
:D

Kronus
July 9th, 2008, 09:27 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I accepted your friendship
Now we are friends, that is true

Damocles
July 9th, 2008, 10:11 AM
Roses are red,
Klunkheads are friendly
When Klunkheads are dead
Stovakor is their endly.

Athene
July 21st, 2008, 09:11 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all like the original BSG
that's true! :D

Damocles
July 22nd, 2008, 06:39 AM
Roses are dead.
Grass is no longer green
Dug up the septic tank.
Cause of a backed up latrine!

:cry:

martok2112
July 22nd, 2008, 01:42 PM
From The Benny Hill Show:

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

:D

Damocles
July 25th, 2008, 06:13 PM
Roses are red.
My yard's one big hole.
The backhoe costs a fortune.
Finish tomorrow my goal!

:cry:

Athene
July 27th, 2008, 08:20 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Been mowing the lawn...too much grass...
achoo! achoo! achoo!

:LOL:

Athene
August 2nd, 2008, 09:45 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I enjoy being a member of this site
And that's true!
:D

Damocles
August 5th, 2008, 12:30 PM
Roses are red.
Been gone digging.
My yard's now filled,
And I need to catch up!

Athene
October 5th, 2008, 08:48 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
Been away from this site too long :cry:
Miss all of you! :D

ulimann644
October 6th, 2008, 10:24 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
damn... one of those cylons
blast away my left shoe... :eek: ( to be continue... )

Athene
October 14th, 2008, 08:55 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
had Thanksgiving turkey am so full of stuff
and keep on thinking haven't had enough
:D

ulimann644
October 16th, 2008, 11:02 AM
Roses are red
violets are black
Kane has gone
and never came back...

Athene
November 10th, 2008, 09:37 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's snowing today
Boo hoo:cry:

Athene
November 17th, 2008, 09:41 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We've got snow on the ground :blink:
Oh, Frack! I've got shovelling to do! :cry:

Athene
December 3rd, 2008, 08:28 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm ready to celebrate the Yule
How about you? ;)

bsg1fan1975
December 11th, 2008, 12:11 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm so sick of rain
I want to spew!

Athene
December 22nd, 2008, 05:12 PM
Roses are red
The Yule decorations have a nice sheen
And they make a nice gleem
While visions of Muffit danced in my head:muffit:

Athene
December 25th, 2008, 08:09 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
oh, I see Muffit!
Big HI to you!

Athene
December 28th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I had a Great Chrismas
How about you? ;)

Athene
January 12th, 2009, 11:16 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I want Spring to come soon, it's too cold! :cry:
How about you?;)

Athene
January 17th, 2009, 07:31 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm addicted to TOS BSG
How about you?! ;)

BST
January 17th, 2009, 07:51 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm addicted to TOS BSG
How about you?! ;)

Roses are red,
violets are great
I've loved TOS BSG
.... since September 17, 1978.

:)

Athene
January 20th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Roses are red,
violets are great
I've loved TOS BSG
.... since September 17, 1978.

:)

Roses are red,
violets are blue
I loved TOS BSG since September 1978 ...
too! :salute:

Damocles
February 26th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Roses are red:
Been gone almost a year,
Now I am back,
Can't drink any more beer.:cry:

Athene
March 3rd, 2009, 07:33 AM
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Can't wait for Spring...
Can you?

Athene
March 12th, 2009, 08:36 AM
Roses are red...
violets are blue...
Why is there still snow on the ground... :?:
and not Spring dew?

ulimann644
July 28th, 2009, 08:14 AM
roses are red...
violets are black...
after 4 months in Finland...
Im finally back

Damocles
August 21st, 2009, 04:45 AM
Roses are red,
Here, it is storming.
We should be in drought:
So much for global warming.

Athene
September 9th, 2009, 10:52 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've gone too long from this site
It feels good to be back
How about all of you? ;)

Damocles
September 9th, 2009, 02:54 PM
Roses are red,
Another bell cast wrong.:P:
But Athene is back!
Been away too long! :)

Athene
September 11th, 2009, 10:08 AM
Roses are red
this site in neat
Damocles is so sweet *awwww*
and it's great to be back at Colonial Fleets! :D

Athene
September 13th, 2009, 06:57 PM
Roses are red
Violets aren't black
What the frack happened to this site?
I'm so glad it's back!

Athene
September 17th, 2009, 10:02 AM
Roses are red
I'm in good cheer
Let TOS BSG be again celebrated!
It's another anniversary this year! :salute:

Damocles
September 19th, 2009, 09:08 PM
Roses are red.
My bruises are purple.
Don't let a curple^2 hold the ladder
If you don't want to hirple^1.

# Hirple is a British word, which means "to walk lamely or hobble".
# Curple is a word out of Scotland, which refers to the hindquarters of a horse.

Athene
September 20th, 2009, 08:25 AM
Roses are red
I like posting here
Everytime I read what Damocles and others have written
It bring me good cheer :)

Damocles
October 7th, 2009, 11:32 PM
Roses are red.
Violets are not pink.
Got chased by a bear;
And now I sorta stink......

If you know what I mean.:/:

Athene
October 8th, 2009, 07:12 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I :heart: CF :salute:
How about you? ;)

Athene
October 8th, 2009, 07:14 AM
Roses are red
The weather is sunny
What Damocles just wrote
Is so very funny! :rotf:

Damocles
October 8th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Roses are red.
No more bears for me.
Did you know that Yogi
Will follow you up the tree?
I pulled a massive Boo Boo.
Let's just say guys,
That a Tarzan I can try.
It came as quire a surprise
To the bear to realize.
That bears don't fly.
SPLAT!

Athene
October 9th, 2009, 10:23 AM
Roses are red
Violets aren't good for toasting
Damocles is very witty
and sure does a lot of posting! ;)

Damocles
October 9th, 2009, 01:14 PM
Roses are red
Violets aren't good for toasting
Damocles is very witty
and sure does a lot of posting! ;)

Roses are red.
Cast bell is cooling.
Cat purrs in the corner.
And the dog on me is drooling.

I post a lot during waits.

Athene
October 17th, 2009, 10:18 AM
Roses are red
marshmallows are good for toasting
it's great to be here
and good to be posting :D

Damocles
October 17th, 2009, 11:19 PM
Roses are red.
My hard-drive, it fried.
The toaster caught fire,
And the tea maker died.

Not a good day.

Athene
October 19th, 2009, 07:30 PM
Roses are red
am feeling a bit sad
hope Damocles computer problem will be over soon
and then I'll be glad

Damocles
December 31st, 2009, 09:00 PM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Twenty oh nine is Dead.
Twenty Ten looks so too.

:(

Athene
January 1st, 2010, 02:10 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue...
rang in 2010 with too much ambrosia...
how about the rest of you? ;)

julix
January 6th, 2010, 04:56 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue...
rang in 2010 with too much ambrosia...
how about the rest of you? ;)


LOL!:rotf:

Damocles
March 21st, 2010, 06:41 PM
Roses are red.
Violets are not black.
After an extended illness.
This yoyo is back.

D.

Senmut
March 21st, 2010, 11:18 PM
Roses are red,
Baltar's heart is black.
Shut up and launch,
IT'S A CYLON ATTACK!

Athene
March 23rd, 2010, 07:22 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
This place is one of the funnest places to be
and that's true! :salute:

Damocles
March 24th, 2010, 03:57 PM
Roses are red.
So here's the plan.
Try to write verse.
That at least will scan...
Rats!
Missed by that much.

Athene
September 17th, 2010, 07:45 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When Muffit sneezes
do nuts and bolts come out of him too? :D

Athene
July 12th, 2012, 09:38 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Was kidnapped by Cylons
Am back and I missed all of you!

martok2112
July 13th, 2012, 10:20 AM
(somebody check and make sure she's not a Cylon) :)


Welcome back, Athene. :)

Lara
July 15th, 2012, 12:59 AM
Roses are red..
Not matt black and chrome..
I'm sure its Athena
Lets welcome her home!!

Cheers,
Lara

martok2112
July 15th, 2012, 06:48 AM
Roses are red
So are carbuncles
If a Cylon can look human
I'll be a Monkey's Uncle.

:D (runs....hides)

bsg1fan1975
August 8th, 2012, 12:49 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pardon me
but that's not mud on your shoe!

Athene
August 25th, 2012, 08:03 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Got kidnapped by Cylons
Escaped
And am back amongst all of you! :girl:

bsg1fan1975
March 21st, 2014, 07:54 AM
The sky is blue,
The night is black.
Pardon me,
but did you make that duck Quack?